angel-with-a-nerf-gun:

"Love is an open doo-"

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zohbugg:

penis-hilton:

officialfrenchtoast:

Four Wongs make a Wright

who the fuck calls their kid anakin

decotex:

white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.

to be fair cows are destroying the planet

but I’d care more if it was a planet not riddled with racism and sexism

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bogleech:

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"It IS, god damn it! We’ll fight you!!!!!”

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thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

I’m an american and it took me about 16 years of speaking english to know that I had to pronounce it ark-an-saw

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organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

olkenearthsinger:

is this dark souls

emptydragonseverywhere:

thebisexualbutterchurn:

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tonsoftreble:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

So true…I need to stop watching this.

Now he’s dancing “Under the Sea”

I just watched this while having Pitch Perfect’s rif-off scene on. Not only did this stupid thing dance with every single song no matter what, but as soon as Beca sang “shorty get DOWN” the little motherfucking dID A FUCKING SPLIT. 

this is amazing I’m watching a stick figure breakdance in time to classical violin

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